MILITARY JOKES

Military humor

High fans happy new week and am sure you have recovered from your valentine week! Legit! . I have compiled a joke for the week to jug down some tensions. I remain your Blogger Afolabi Micheal Lets Flow

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v A Mentally unstable war vet whose son was in the navy came to visit his son at a naval base, he saw his son keeping grenades at the armory. Then one grenade fell to the ground with the pin removed. The son was shocked and he dashed to throw it out but the father quickly placed his leg on the grenade and made a Yoruba proverb which says TI OMODE BA GEGI NI IGBO AGBA LO MO IBI TI O MA WO SI (If a kid cut  down a tree, it is only an elderly person that know where the tree will fall or crash to)

v A drill sergeant was talking to a group of recruits, he was demonstrating endurance and determination so he brought a wild dog and made the dog bite hard to his manhood, as the dog was biting hard, the recruits were all scared that the Sergeant is going to die but nah! The sergeant just grinned at them, and then poke the dog in its eyes and the dog ran away. The drill sergeant then spoke with confidence and said “THAT’S WHAT WE CALL TRUE ENDURANCE NOW! I WANT A BRAVE LAD TO DEMONSTRATE THAT AMONG YOU” Everyone stepped back except for one of the recruits that said. Sir I would like to give it a trial as long as you don’t poke me in the eye like you did to the dog.

v Funny indeed, if you did not laugh at the second joke, then I think you should ask any military personnel living nearby you to give you a resounding Slap because you have a psychological problem. If this offends you! Then why are you looking for a story of someone misfortune to laugh it. Oops are you vexed already Sorry Sir! You can head on to the C.I.A to report. How about KGB ……   Never Mind just Joking 

v An African soldier was internationally transferred to Aleppo Syria to join a United Nation Peace keeping force. He was to be posted to a reconnaissance team. The African Soldier has traditional charms he used for protections to make bullets innocuous to him. During his tour at Aleppo his team got attacked by rebels until they ran out of ammo. His team was reduced from a 12 man team to 2 personnel. The Soldier thought he was immortal so he drew out a ghurkha Knife and brought out magical portion and then chanting some incantation to his gods to offer him indefinite protection. Luckily he received a message from his gods which says Come back to your country my son; the place you are now doesn’t have a clear network Service.

v A group of terrorist was running a way from air strikes when they suddenly ran into a minefield, one of them stumbled on a mine and stopped on track. The others stopped to help him so their leader tied ropes at the waist of the one that stepped on the mine. The leader then took the rope and went to meet the rest of the terrorist far away from them, he instructed them to the rope and his counting which they obeyed. 1,2,3 pull and they all yanked their fellow away from the Land  mine but with the force they used they all fell on top each other where they stood. Guess what! They fell on another mine all together, fortunately and unfortunately the man at the bottom moved and then BOOOM! The Mine blew sky high in the sky with meats or maybe we should call it Barbecue.