Military jokes

MILITARY   HUMOUR

Four children of vets were discussing about the act of valour of their parents. Their conversation goes thus:

(American) First kid – My late dad was among seal team 6 that hunted Osama Bin Laden.

(ISRAELI) 2^nd Kid- My late Dad killed 35 Lebanon soldiers single handedly without a weapon but with a knife.

(KENYAN) Both of you Dad did nothing greater than my late dad, he flew 4000 air combat mission but was only shot down once, he volunteered for the special force before killed by a sniper bullet.

(RUSSIAN) 4^TH – ( Mute)

3 kids in Unison faced the 4^th kid and challenged him to speak of his dad worth. So he submitted to their request.

(RUSSIAN) 4^TH Kid- My dad was a sniper serving under the KGB a sniper , after  being discharged  he became a mercenary , so he was paid to snipe some  bad nuts …… that happen to be you guys…… respective ……father. My dad killed your dads.

A Nigerian soldier was being interviewed by his curious kid.

KID: Dad why did Nigeria Name it operation in the south operation Python dance.

DAD: Because we have many python dancer in the south.

KID: How about Operation Crocodile

DAD:Because Crocodile smile

KID: How about operation Lafiya dole

DAD: Because we don’t want non-hausas to understand

KID:How about operation crocodile smile part 2

DAD:  Because it was marketed by Alaba film international.

A war vet son was asked  during a school agricultural exam.  WHAT KIND OF AGRICULTURAL BASED MACHINE  CAN MOW DOWN AN IROKO TREE? The vet son answered.-  MY DAD WWII TANK.

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